This slate is so bad that doing my grad-level takehome midterm on classical rhetoric is somehow more interesting and less painful than watching these games. There, I said it.

I did not know Lil' Jon was an Arizona fan.

It wasn't even in a Deadspin post, but I always liked this one. Namely because it pissed off some PC Gawker turd.

Outside the +1 deal, it doesn't sound like the changes are much different from what the DS mantra has been for awhile, no? The consideration of non-jokey comments isn't too radical from what we already see here too - although opening it up some more may be nice - provided in the future they don't fall into the…

Heh.

Funny until you see the comments...Jesus Christ

Hah!

Hickey must be so pissed that he can't move the film 50/50 into its own alternate universe thread.

+1

"While the attempt at originality is to be appreciated, the form and execution leaves a little to be lacking. In the end, it just tries too hard to be like vintage Danny Way or Tony Hawk. 7.1"

MacGruber!

"Now there's another Mormon who puts up mediocre numbers and no one outside the Beltway gives a shit about yet still receives undeserved national attention? Crap."

I think Ace Magase gave you the best compliment anyone could ever receive around here. +1

Ah, fucking Nibbles. No matter how many or how few of us there are, it manages to chew it up all the same.

See, I like Twitter, but its character limits means it can't match what we can do here. I have some fond memories of rollicking, 75+ reply threads that got progressively crazier as the night dragged on. Plus, I got so much damn good music on these threads it's not even funny.

I think Twitter plays a role into it, but honestly it seems like the flooding of posts throws everyone for a loop. Don't get me wrong, it's nice to have some night time content and it beats the days when you'd stop getting new shit after like 7 PM on the west coast, but it's also killed traffic. When DUAN was the only…

I noticed. It sucks because I usually can't get to commenting until the PM and that's when it seems folks are heading off to do other things.

How can one blame an energy drink company for an alcohol-related crash? To answer that, my son, is to understand the Tao of Charlie.

In all thruthiness, the silence in DUAN these days is somewhat dispiriting.

I'm pulling an all-nighter on a paper, looking to kill some time in between. Wanna head back to my buddy Connor's dorm room and snort some Zoloft?