Anyone else still around? Or are folks hanging out in the 18 million other fucking night threads?

Nixonland is a must-read once you get to the mid-1950's. Dripping with fascinating stuff and very well written.

America hasn't been this interested in a story involving hot wheels since Ford stopped fitting Firestones on its Explorers.

"So that's how you're supposed to use the play. Why didn't anyone tell me this last year?"

In a few years, the school will create another video titled "Duke Nationwide" to commemorate the exotic locales their former players visited while playing in the D-League.

Then again, Stern didn't help matters much when he asked the players during mediation if they knew of Amos Rucker.

Man, playing the Vikings is a great way for a team to boost their self-confidence. If only the Vikings could play the Vikings...

"I usually end up underwhelmed and smelling like tears and failure."

In unrelated news, the NFL just released a study claiming that all of the league's players are absolutely amazing at sex.

Nice.

Gogo Sports will get a taste of their own medicine when they receive a cease and desist letter from the foremost athletic competition out of West Hollywood bearing the same name.

Meanwhile, George O'Leary's new book detailing his time at Notre Dame will be called 359°: Falling A Degree Short.

Laugh now, but when the brilliant scientist solves the world's hunger problems with his "terrace farm on the side of your head" invention you'll be sorry you did.

'97 Ford Taurus. I felt this pic was appropriate because it was perpetually covered in snow as none of the kids wanted to clean it during the winter. That car is a survivor though. It survived 5 dumbass teenage kids, multiple accidents, countless winters, countless bowls of pot smoked in it, over 200k+ miles, and it…

Is Bill Byrne an expert in fecal matter? No, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

This will be the last time Babin ever takes advice on how to handle his guns from the ATF.

Awesome.

I don't think it'll work. Nobody gave a shit when Roger Clemens illegally entered a Mindy's private property and tore it the fuck up.

Freedom and America win yet again. Well done Tigers, well done.

The Tigers' pitchers have been shaky as fuck all night. How the hell have the Yankees not capitalized on it yet?