Well la-di-da, mister fancy-pants edumacation peeple! Here at 'Bama we don't need no rankin's.

What V8 said. Also, there's tons of new content in the late PM than in the past. It's nice for reading but it does cut down on traffic. DUAN was much more lively when it was the only place to go at night.

Heading down that path too, amigo. About to finish these last couple of beers, then head over to the strip in Tuscaloosa to catch Bama-Florida.

Before allowing them to imbibe from his stash, Noah should have at least had the courtesy to warn them of what the munchies can do to one's figure.

You have no idea how sweet it sounds to hear "day's grandest contests" and "Notre Dame" uttered in separate breaths.

I get this feeling that no matter who wins the Clemons-VaTech match, the victor will still be regarded as "untested" by the pundits for the remainder of the season. It's like the entire football press outside of ACC country is waiting for both teams to stub their toe on a later opponent so they can write off the…

"Should have gone with the 'I was washing my truck' story, kid. Trust me, works every time."

Indianapolis residents would refer to that as "svelte."

If Suleiman has his way, Fox will stop using Orton cold Turkey.

Cashman was merely teaching Brian Brennan a Yankee life lesson: no matter how many rings you put on it, you can still get dumped at any second.

"This just shows why Brian needs to go. Bob Watson would've banged a girl ten times hotter for half the price and ended it before things became too costly."

The reason why Andy keeps losing them is that he doesn't actually care about the rings. He just channels his inner Brooklyn and wears them ironically.

Patrick Ewing and Terrell Davis are just thankful to not be part of another lurid story involving athletes in Atlanta and clubs.

And if it weren't for Raul Mondesi, this would be the worst decision Cashman has ever made.

Jersey Rule No. 4If you wear a jersey to the game that represents the home team'a biggest rival, you deserve to be beaten, tarred, feathered, defenestrate, humiliated, banished, tried, convicted, hanged, and damned to hell for doing so. This is also known as the Steigerwald Rule.

Agreed. In many ways, Facebook is equivalent to Yahoo! comments having an open, freewheeling DUAN that runs 24/7. That's not a good thing.

i was not, unfortunately. There's still a laundry list of shit in LA I need to go see/try/eat the next time I go back.

"Yyyyyuuuuuupppp!"

Jose Andres is awesome. My partner used to work at Atlantico when we lived in NoVa. Great, great place to eat in the area. Zaytinya (which produced a Top Chef) is great too.

Dude, I still remember being an undergrad when Facebook first came out. It's funny when you think of the crazy shit people used to post back when only college kids were on it. What fucked it up for me is that I used to do speech and debate in college, so you ended up having to friend EVERYONE because you didn't want…