I have taken this momentary break from heavy drinking after the Vikings' loss to say this:

Of course Mike Krzyzewski would be for 16-team conferences. Ass.

And here I thought fans of Cyclones were only unwelcome at Alabama.

Incidentally, the Seattle-Pittsburgh game will be followed by a rerun of Pawn Stars

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In truth, Leinart was just trying to see if anyone still had tickets to the Watch the Throne tour.

EDIT: You know what? Fuck it. This isn't going anywhere.

This isn't about equal compensation, it's about making something that's even a fraction of what they take in - and you validate my entire point when you say "I chose those jobs because of other factors." You, ultimately, had a choice. They don't have that choice, as every school has colluded to limit the compensation…

Incidentally, that same slogan was on the sides of Charlotte's finest liquor stores back in the day.

Thanks for validating Mr. Destructo's point? That still doesn't address the inherent flaw that the compensation is nowhere near the level of money they bring in, nor does it address the flaws of being an athlete for a major revenue sport, where student responsibilities come in a distant second and the emphasis isn't…

Well, there was an assortment of Kerfuffles on Moneyball, but then Jonah Hill found this field guide and made it on set before everyone else.

That's it. Tell me you can't find a better anthem fail than that.

It's funny to see it dawn on all of the Romo apologists that maybe, just maybe, the reason why the Cowboys haven't had success all these years ISN'T because of everyone around him. When you're one of the only constants on the field, it can't forever be everyone else's fault.

That guitar fucking kills me. It's like she's singing around a campfire or leading a group of little kids in Sunday school.

I'm seriously concerned that Rob Ryan is going to strangle Romo in the locker room after that performance.

Holy shit, Romo wasn't even ready for the snap.

I feel this appropriately sums up Romo in the 4th quarter.

Nope, but she sounds like a wretched warbling bird anyway so I'm not surprised. I also remember when Kat DeLuna got booed at a Cowboys game years ago for butchering it. I just don't get why so many singers feel like they need to "jazz up" the anthem. It's the fucking national anthem. It's a song you belt out so that…

It'd be a goddamn shame if Sanchez blows this for the Jets. That blocked punt was phenomenal.

Fucking. Awesome. Why can't more national anthems just use someone with an awesome diaphragm instead of people trying to hit a million fucking chords like the're Mariah Carey?