How did Mark Richt jump that quickly into a bulldog outfit?

I hear ya. I started commenting again only a couple days ago after being gone for the summer and it's fun. A little dirty, but fun.

I always curse, so I'm fine. But you, you're a polite Canadian so you should just shut your dirty fucking whorish mouth.

Hey, the guy who was gone from here for even longer than me! Welcome back!

It's a fuckin' party in here!

Lo, we shall root for the Rays of Tampa to succeed, for a Championship duel of teams hailing from the most American of Leagues between them and the Tigers of Detroit would most certainly result in the exploding of the cranium of the nefarious Selig, and goodness shalt reign over the land once more.

Don't. Look. My. Way.

I can't tell if the Panthers are actually pretty decent or if the Cards are just that fucking bad.

To quote what Drew said about the Cardinals in his "Why Your Team Sucks" bit from a couple seasons ago: "Holy shit that's a bad pass defense"

I've never even touched ESPN's fantasy site so I'd have no idea. What's infuriating about Yahoo! is that it sporadically goes back to old scores, or marks players from certain time slots as '0" for no reason. It always gets sorted out by Monday, but it's annoying if you're trying to see how well you're doing in the…

The secret is out! The games are fixed and ESPN knows about it!

It's not officially fantasy season until Yahoo!'s scoring system goes fuckety and makes tracking in-game matchups impossible. In other words, about an hour ago.

Atlanta does not look good at all. The entire NFC South may finish out 0-1 this weekend.

I, for one, fail to see the quirky sports or alt-culture reference in your new handle. The old one was much stronger, in my humble opinion.

Nice to see that Cutler is still regarded as the human pinata by his offensive line.

To be awesome. OSU has a total glass jaw, they're gonna get destroyed by at least one Big 10 opponent this year.

If you love freedom you're rooting for Toledo right now.

Also, is James Franklin gaining confidence? If only there was a way of knowing from our intrepid announcers.

Am I the only one that watches Lou Holtz on ESPN in hopes that he'll finally slip and let loose the n-word or something else horribly offensive on live television? That has to happen at some point, and ESPN will nuke any evidence of it off the interwebs but at least I'll be able to say I saw it.

Y'know, I've barely seen the Stars & Bars since moving down here. I am getting a gun rack though, just to be safe.