TheReturnofFavreandInches
Favre & Inches
TheReturnofFavreandInches

Hey, don't think that bling was there before I left - nice work.

Thanks man. It feels good to be back, though odd that I'm no longer behind a desk and doing the 9-5. The last few months have been pretty surreal. I quit my job, gave most of my worldly possessions to charity, and moved across the country. I'm broke as shit, working crazy hours between taking classes and teaching 3

Hey, you're still alive! That's...interesting.

Supermike returned? Also, the fuck is an analysis rube? I saw that on a duan I lurked like ages ago. Was that a meme? I couldn't find any pages related to it?

It's been awhile. The site looks a little different, and there's a shitload more content than before it seems. There's some really good new blood on the threads, which is awesome, and it looks like the big guns are still kickin' around for the most part. It's fun to be back, even though it's limited.

The school will not be saving much money after releasing him however, given that his compensation was only helium balloons.

Well, headed off to the bars for the night. Thanks everyone for a fun day.

Fun fact: Rodgers greatly improved his pass-rush evasion skills this offseason when his shrink told him to envision every defender as though they are cancer patients.

Fuckfuckfuck.

That "actual demonstration" line in the Tundra ad always gets me. I'd love to see the meeting where some lackey had to ask management for a flaming spiral to test their trucks.

Been good. Life's a helluva lot different than it was a few months ago though.

Pig Poops On Own Balls

While funny at the time, de la Hoya's buddies were pissed when they had to find a place to dump a dead plus-sized drag queen with a missing leg the following morning.

And here I thought Eli would be the one to have cervical fusion surgery.

When reached for comment, Colts head coach Jim Caldwell stated:

The police were forced to act upon the fellow passengers' complaints who were offended by Marman's boxers. Unfortunately, it was because they mistook "Fruit of the Loom" to be a slur.

To keep track of all these boggling details, the newest show on SNY will be called Around the Einhorn.

Tyree should know from his former quarterback that traditional, married couples don't necessarily succeed in showing a man how to be a man either.

+1

Oops, didn't mean to step on this one.