During every game, Twins GM Bill Smith violates the Tenth Commandment by coveting the opposing team's superior players.

The last time a Christian took down a French hero, Jeanne d'Arc was burned at the stake.

At least half of those babies are big enough to play running back for the Patriots.

This isn't anything new. The folks over at the Human Rights Campaign have been fretting over non-existent rings for years.

I avoid 24-hour news networks like the plague, get my "serious" news through the LA Times Sunday paper (if it ain't in the print edition I don't read it) and the Economist, use blogs to find all of my other niche areas of interest (sports, elections etc.) and smoke a helluva lot of weed. It's amazing how many dipshit…

Wait, who? I'm serious, I have no idea who that person is.

I think it's just diehard commenters. I guess there could possibly be folks who like the comments that go there to see which are the best ones for the day, but that seems like a lot of work for an otherwise casual reader.

+1

It's difficult to tell, however, if the improvement amongst the wheat beer-drinkers' athletic abilities was due to the beverage or because they were forced to remove their socks and sandals before testing.

Barry's also a closeted Art Modell fan.

This is an improvement. The last time Germans commemorated a famous ex-pat, they got in a circle and sang "Don't Cry for Me Argentina."

The real problem is that this event took place at Cache Cache. No matter how hard you try to wipe it clean, that damn place will always remember what you did there.

Holden Kushner's tweet epitomizes how LeBron went from being viewed as an Angel in America to just a phony in such short time.

Of course the douchebag high-fiving her is wearing a Livestrong bracelet. That's too perfect.

Well, look at that. That's my penis. And it's attached and everything! LOOK AT THE HAIR!

Hm, wasn't really considering any significance nor relevance, but just thought it'd be fun to do. Grantland is a parody of itself and of sports/pop culture writing; moreover, by poaching/attempting to poach DS writers it's clear that they're trying to emulate what sites like this have been doing so well for so many…

Thank you. One of the best comments I've ever had the privilege of reading.

Is it sad that the only thing Moe-related on DS that I remember is Chris Hanson's Axe FJM of her (can't find the link)?

I doubt this lil' corner of the internet universe will garner much of his or his fans' attention. Besides, they wouldn't shut down the whole comments section just to keep a few of us from making dick jokes on it. The question is whether it'll be moderated or not.

Grantlandia DUAN,