The Denny's Grand Slam menu rocks when you imagine it being read by John Facenda.

The Texas-based ones have to be powerful. They were able to escape execution.

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I didn't know that Lloyd Christmas built a car to match his tuxedo.

I looked up the site today. They must still be experiencing tech issues, as all of the dummy text was still on it.

To commemorate the teams playing, the stadium's sponsor, and the host organization, last night's giveaway was junk bonds.

"Of course I'm a journalist. If ganging up on a dorky, sweater-wearing blogger on HBO with a deranged, yells-at-the-clouds old man isn't journalism, then I just don't know what else does."

Those are the type of people who lump DS in with The Big Lead or Barstool.

Ironically, Weiner sent the pictures to Broussard's sister because he was unable to get past 1st base.

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You're hating on Sugar Ray just now? I've been doing that since 1997.

I'm intrigued by the possibility of increasing the benefits to match the full cost of tuition

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Beck's going to be so pissed when he finds out MLB Advanced Media will present his video on their main stream.

If Dan simply emulated his beloved soccer players and doped up before each game, none of this would happen.

Luke Skywalker didn't lose his gunner in The Empire Strikes Back. He was Dack'd

John McCain was not known for being a great pilot. As a result, he was racked.

Humpty Dumpty did not die by fall. He was cracked.

The Washington Post also proclaims every Sunday that their columnist page was hacked.

You sir, are a saint.