Chicago too? Damn. Maybe it is the sand thing, or maybe the good weather and accessibility to quality weed makes SoCal types less likely to be uptight over that shit.

To be fair, he needs those fines to help pay for repairing his CapsLock key.

Honestly, I think this is more of an East Coast thing than a gay thing. Not a single sister I know out here in California would say that, and you see plenty of shorts in Long Beach and WeHo.

Blazer's involvement is in question, but one thing is not: he is The Most Interesting CONCACAF Secretary General In the World.

The anti-shorts gay mobsters won't stop until they have achieved their master goal: killing off Robot Chicken

Ok, this made me laugh. With that, read this link: know it, love it, have sex with it. You're approved now, so remember to value quality over quantity.

Well, at least Payne wasn't in an airplane when the tornado came down.

I didn't know growing up in the streets gave one innate clock management instincts.

Hey, that is not how the bat is supposed to be used!

I wonder how he managed to post an ad on Craigslist using a typewriter.

Steve and Eddie a couple? That's sick! Let's get 'em!

Proceeds from the sale will go towards starting up a new indie band called "I Just Sold A Kickball Team for 400,000 Bucks."

"was"? Check out the comments section on their Noah fine story from this morning. It's Anita Bryant's fantasyland.

A lot has changed since that photo was taken. Back then, the average male sports fan would have seen that picture and posted a series of crude, homophobic jokes on SI's message board.

That picture is disgusting to anyone with a sense of decency. Who the fuck thought that graffiti font was ever acceptable?

it was like a reverse Anne Frank thing.

+1

With a statement like that, Berman has a long career ahead of him as a Tea Party activist.

[Novak] hasn't lost in 40 outings

Fuentes is also a proud graduate of the McNabb School of Passive-Aggressive Commenting Through the Media.