Once again, ESPN's reporting is way off. As the picture clearly shows, W was not attending the game with Nolan Ryan, but rather Jim Abbott.

Best of luck dude. Hope the good news comes your way.

Actually, the other 1600 rock fans that formed the letters "AC" and "DC" got mixed up and accidentally went to St. Petersburg.

You can't leave sexual assault out of the equation amigo, as that is the source of tension in the scenario you described. We're getting way off-track here, but you're really, really, oversimplifying what is thousands of years of male-female power dynamics and quite frankly I'm getting less sober by the second and…

I'll add an addendum: I get it. You're in your teenage years, when you are dealing with a changing body, and it's natural for anyone of that age, male or female, gay or straight, to feel insecure about their bodies and their sexuality. You're afraid of getting your weenus checked out in the shower, and that only adds…

Look kid, I'm going to chalk this more up to you being a dumbass teenager than having any real animosity towards my kind. The reason why what you said is offensive is because you're assuming that "suspected" gay classmate (which, by the way, you have no idea if he is, and have no business musing about behind his back.…

Happy Rapture folks. Off to start partying for Long Beach Pride - we apologize in advance for invoking the holy wrath of God.

Similar - smoke a bowl, then get a beer

"Come to a Mets game, where you get to pity an abused, neglected bitch wearing a #5 jersey, then see a lovable dog afterwards!"

I say meh, post it. It's the internet and way worse shit gets posted on it. Also, unless you're really afraid of getting outed and everyone in your real life knowing you said the joke, I see no harm in it. Alas, if you didn't like it then don't do it. Nothing should make you not enjoy commenting.

The feature for this week's Economist is about the new internet tech bubble, fueled in part by overvalued IPO's. It's actually a pretty good read if you have the time, they do a good job laying out the parallels and differences between now and the late 90's.

Ja'Juan really hates it when the seat is Hot N' Cold though.

Sterling was pretty confused though when the CIA sent him a crack rock and an HIV-infected needle at his doorstep earlier today.

I mean, you can bill 2 hours for drafting a letter. Just don't come looking for me when the partners start asking questions during your quarterly review.

+0.12 billable hour

We Will Always Remember Dick Ebersol For That Thing He Said In The ESPN Book About Hitler And Penises

In an ill-advised attempt to counter the wildly popular Walking Dead series this fall, HBO will sign the Raiders.

Upon seeing this, Umar Abdul Mutallab realized he totally picked the wrong target.

That's nothing for Eager. He's been used to seeing a pair of boobs ever since he met Bettman and Campbell on draft night.

Even though Dunleavy did all the hard work while wearing a tutu, I'm sure Natalie Portman will yet again take all the credit.