Julio Jones is a perfect fit for the Falcons. He's already proven his ability to fail in big games at the Georgia Dome.

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an overhyped and overproduced orgy of excess and inexplicable weeping presided over by a pious relic that perpetuates a bizarrely antiquated caste system and which in reality is little more than a celebration of forced marriage and the symbolic beginning of a lifetime of furious breeding.

And if the hockey and rapping careers don't work out, he'll always have a home at the NFL Network.

So, I guess being unable to stay healthy and struggling against shitty ACC defenses gets you a top-12 pick in the NFL these days. Good to know.

Goddammit you're right. Christian Ponder just proved your point.

Thank you Tennessee for ensuring that Jake Locker will not be donning a Vikings jersey next season.

Things will get awkward at Craggs' first day on the job when Simmons tells him to quit making up names like Noam Chomsky and Gore Vidal.

Then again, Oklahoma City is used to seeing a low-profile person decide to become "that guy."

You made feel like an asshole for laughing at this, but you're on a roll. +1

Late to the party, but +1. This is how you do a recontextualizing joke

A couple of my Alabama buddies are now homeless. They're ok, but were holed up in an academic building right next to the Stadium. Never have I heard people so glad to be only dealing with having all of their wordly possessions destroyed.

I've been following this all day. Thankfully, my friends at the school are all ok amd accounted for, although many of their homes are piles of rubble now.

I think I found Drew's favorite children's book

Meanwhile, the GDP's of Nigeria and the former Soviet bloc just increased threefold.

Now that the birth certificate issue is resolved, Tuberville, like Donald Trump, is hoping Obama will Occidentally release his college transcripts.

When [Noah]'s on your team, you love him. When he's on the other team, you hate him.

Last night was like that. We thought we just saw someone die and yet a bunch of people were pissed at the driver for making such a boneheaded move and causing the delay.