Love how the cop getting knicked up is the headline line and lede, yet the woman who GOT HIT BY A FUCKING TRAIN is just an afterthought

Hey man, no worries. I figured this could be cathartic for others that have also witnessed horrible accidents. It's crazy how you're just living in your own bubble when suddenly a life-changing event occurs.

Yep. Since the driver will be ok, I hope this picture isn't in bad taste to post?

I'm headed to Alabama. This entire episode has all the more reminded me why I'm glad I'm not fucking around any more and am starting to do something. You never know what'll happen man.

let's see if this image upload works...

Los Angeles. The accident is within walking distance of the Staples Center.

I still got my brother's old Iraq footage on my computer. That shit's crazy too, but seeing it in person was just ...unsettling. I'm so glad they said she'll be ok.

Yeah, LA area. Sadly, she may not make the news as it looks like she'll pull through. It was on the Blue Line right next to the Pico station on the southbound train, if you're curious to find news of it.

Let's see if this works. I had to post a pic to my Twitter account courtesy of the new site's design.

HOLY FUCK! They got her out on a stretcher. I didn't want to take pics as that just seems...wrong. I've never seen so blood.

Holy shit. I just saw a car pull in front of the train I'm riding. I literally saw the fucking thing get hit. The car is in pieces. I'm in the front car of the train and saw the driver as she passed by.

Wrong. I was going to steal your oversized horn-rimmed glasses to mock your nerdiness, but realized it was moot as your vision is 20/20.

HB also spawned an entire cadre of commenting accounts that ragged on other commenters it seems. I wonder if Your Comments Suck is still kicking around, by the way...

I enjoyed it too, even if Ninja yelled at me for no apparent reason.

Damn that's good.

I heard he wins over the ladies with his magic Butterfingers.

Meanwhile, John Carney wrote a letter to Reader's Digest about how he'd really like to meet the nice woman at the supermarket that was thick as a Werther's one more time.

[Love Life] Not Going Anywhere For Awhile?

We try to just stick to whether shit's funny or not.

I'm gonna backchannel this one to you, as this has been gnawing at me for a few months and I saw a comment that perfectly encapsulates this. I hate to play PC cop but, comments that immediately pivot from a piece that uses the term "pitching" or "catching" or any terms related thereof into an unoriginal gay joke are…