Punk-O-Rama DUAN,

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Our godless students don't even have a Campus Chapel

On the plus side for GMU, our school police department is incompetent AND racist! Take that Maryland!

Hey, my Blocking Traffic major is considered extremely valuable in Bahrain these days.

I just saw this for the first time. Please excuse me while I go out and murder every teenager in sight.

11) Superbowl Halftime Show 2011

@See you suckers later: It's blown my fucking world, thanks so much. I don't even know what to do with all of this music. It's years worth of shit I've been trying to find or meaning to get and it's all there. Only question is, you mentioned the filter is updated by running the exe, but I downloaded an rar. Do I…

Drew's employ of it is somewhat ironic in nature (such as Fun With Peter King), which mitigates it, but I honestly find it annoying most of the time. His best stuff, either here or on KSK, is when he doesn't do that.

Lots of professors juggle multiple gigs, including running a business (one person I know is even opening an exotic bird store). You can do it if you plan it well enough and you can trust the other guy to hold up his end of the bargain.

Such writing helps me put my own opinions and desires in perspective. Namely, my opinion that people who use CAPS to EMPHASIZE their points should be shot.

...which will be aired 18 months from now.

If only there were some computer that could just decide the national title game for us. It'd be all-knowing and have lots of fancy formulas to determine which 2 teams should play. I can't see how this approach would go wrong at all.

Everyone knows the Knights of NIT! demand a snubbery for you to pass through

"What the fuck is this shit? I'm not gay!"

That's beautiful for all the wrong reasons.

Judging by her picture, I'd be pissed too if my hair was cut by a blind samurai.

Mason made it to the Final Four as an 11 seed when they went back in 2006

Agreed, this is just as good as his Last night's Winner piece after the election.

Man, the Japanese must be really good at talking while underwater. I could never do that as a kid.

I think the pinstriped, open-collared shirt really adds to his professionalism and gravitas.