Any cool teams I could root for (a West Coast or Minnesota connection would also suffice)?

I love that the folks there just took the NFL's statement at face value. The league couldn't possibly have any reason to be mendacious about this, nor has it ever obfuscated other major issues like concussions or the recent TV contract. Nope, if corporate America says that's what it is, that's what it must be. They're…

The only thing more depressing than there being no NFL this year is seeing the commenters on ProFootballTalk and realizing there is a target audience for Miller Lite's commercials.

Meanwhile her sister, Cubic Zirconia, just figured out how to not get tripped up while playing jumprope.

Meanwhile her sister, Cubic Zirconia, just figured out how to not get tripped up while playing jumprope.

Meanwhile her sister, Cubic Zirconia, just figured out how to not get tripped up while playing jumprope.

Worst Brady Bunch spinoff ever.

That's no software, that's her after she forgot to bring foundation.

Christine O'Donnell is somewhat aroused and excited by all of this teabagging.

You can't stop him. He's a fuckin' Solder!

Same Sade Echo is a socialist librul!!1!1

I have 2. First was the Oklahoma City Bombing. I was in grade school when it happened, but I remembered some of my teachers were really shook up (my family was living in Dallas at the time and I think some of them had friends or relatives in OKC). All we knew was that something bad happened and a lot of people died.

Ah, now that you're here, I should give you a belated +1 as well. This is why you were missed during your absence last year.

Holy shit, I just saw this for the first time. Thank you for bringing this up. I will now drop my head in shame as I look at my lame-ass jokes.

Any word on how Zach Duke and Mike Maroth were able to masquerade as Samuell High School athletes?

Virginians haven't folded this badly since Appomattox.

If Virginia wasn't so Cavalier about the threat of losing their lead, this wouldn't have happened.

I enjoyed this.

The "Green Tunnel" was also the name for President Lincoln's ill-begotten attempt to make the Underground Railroad more environmentally friendly.

"Fuck! Where was this video 2 years ago?"