I'm just shocked to learn that limos are fast enough to chase ambulances these days.

Is the video above also supposed to be a metaphor of Barry's regard for grammar in this piece?

So that's where Pippy Bongstockings came from!

The call was intended to prepare the players for the lifetime of disappointment that comes with being a Rutgers alumni.

Jim Tressel knew the proper spelling all along, but didn't think it necessary to tell anyone.

Gamboa should have known something was up when he saw that the U-Haul was registered to Nate Newton.

"Why would you send him to a place so inhumane?"

"Kabul? No problem. Kandahar? Piece of cake. Helmand Province? I had those mooj fuckers for breakfast. Outback Steakhouse? My shrink says I can't talk about that man, I walked into the kitchen by accident and I...saw things."

Gregg Easterbrook believes that the Zionist-controlled Stanford Daily is out to prove him wrong.

It's almost certainly contracted out to a vendor. If you can figure out which union or PAC uses the vendor, you could call them and encourage others to do so as well. Does the firm that run it have a name? If it's currently being used by the unions that almost certainly means it was employed in the last election and…

Taurino Cerveza awaits me at home. Tonight is definitely going to be a cheap Mexican beer affair.

While creepy, this is certainly better than the "Mex Cam" the Arizona government is attempting to deploy.

Calling the Bengali Tiger an East Pakistani was the worst mistake that lion ever made.

Try this out as well:

I always complained that the Tiger Uppercut was way too powerful of a special, but Capcom just wouldn't listen.

"I felt like going out in the sun instead."

By the way, my GW Law coworker sent along this video from her alma mater...

+1

1,300? You don't need that many. For example, Howard Cosell always viewed Ali as just one giant punching bag.

Fuck, now I'll have to update the available player pool for my UFL fantasy draft.