Easton-Bell's next design on the to-do list: baseballs that magically won't hit you in the face.

That was actually Charlie Koch you were speaking with. You could tell by the sound of drowning puppies in the background.

This is extremely late, but live-tweeting Episode IV while high is both awesome and something I wish I had thought of myself. Carry on...

As a Long Beach resident (a city that I'm growing to love) and forever fan of Bradley Nowell, I respectfully disagree with your assertion good sir.

That is totally accurate. At the beginning, it was a brilliant concept - a jukebox musical for a TV series using real Broadway actors? Holy shit it was risky, but it worked. Then the creator Ryan Murphy believed himself to be some TV messiah. He went apeshit on Kings of Leon when they didn't want him to use one of…

See, that explanation I can totally buy into. It's a certain style, and it's take it or leave it and not necessarily for everyone (which is what glam rock is in a nutshell). I used to listen 89.3 the Current when I lived there for extended periods, but I never got why so many of their DJ's that I respected followed…

Glee. Yep, I just committed blasphemy. It's a one-trick pony and is now just an overwrought piece of shit. Everyone knows it, and I'm here to say that you can hate it for its poor writing, unoriginal song choice/choreography/singing, trite storylines that don't make any sense, Ryan Murphy's disgusting…

Holy fuck. I heard your hate for it before but my partner and I just saw that the other week. We were so offended. That was such a condescending portrayal of what gay couples and families are should be. My partner studies queer theory for fuck's sake and he was taken aback.

I have yet to meet a fan of that group. Here's how I imagine it would go:

Ke$ha. Her voice is so goddamn fucking annoying. It's not even the shitty music - I can tune that out no problem and do it all the time - but her voice sounds like the dumbest fucking valley girl ever. I would not shed a tear if whatever bullshit megalabel producer that found/made her was raped and then trampled by a…

I dealt with too many GWU undergrads while working in DC. I know most came from wealthy families so it's moot, but I wished crippling debt on all of them regardless.

Long story short, coworker put my signature on the data entry to cover up the fact that she lost the money. Our IT/database guy caught it, she's gone, I have a job, and he now has a nice bottle of Johnnie Walker to boot. In any case, I really hope I can quit by this summer as planned.

GW Law? I'm sorry man. Does it still hurt to sit down, or have you been able to recover from when the school raped you with tuition bills?

That wouldn't surprise me if they did. They have to find some way to finance their "Steal Professors From Other DC Schools" Fund

Goddammit! Even on Deadspin people mix up my alma mater with George Washington. To your point though, that thread was both incredibly hilarious and depressing as it revealed what kind of work leads one to giggle at sports during the day like a fool.

Gentlemen, as you can see from the footage of the petri dish, college basketball's virus starts off slowly, then quickly begins to metastasize to other parts of the arena by the 0:43 mark, and by the time it reaches 2:00 has completely taken over the host body. By 4:25 it has overrun all natural defenses. I need not…

Are we sure Peter King didn't get his journo degree from BYU?

Fuck! My poor writing obscures my meandering wit!

Holy shit that was poorly written.

I will always be amused when straight-edged kids somehow believe they would know where all the parties are at. It couldn't possibly be that none of the kids that drink, smoke, or fuck want nothing to do with their pious asses. Jason S. reminds me of a time in high school when a super-Christian kid declared to our…