After the catch, Davie was unsurprised to see he had Red Stripes in both of his hands.

Deadspin's "Drunk Chick on the Street" is only outdone by The Onion's "Area Man" in terms of source credibility.

If this was college football, that throat-cutting gesture would have invalidated the decertification move.

While the accounting professor thought he was clever with his insults, the ref found them to be quite derivative.

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I wonder how Tom's hair will make it back into the States, what with customs not allowing dead animals to be brought into the country.

All I know is that the NHL has a real Clutterbuck on its hands.

The comparison makes sense. Both Ahmadinejad and Steinbrenner are in denial that homosexuals exist in their respective entities.

Damn. Right as the kid was on the cusp of becoming a young adult. This is just terrible..

Thanks to the 24 hour extension, pro football won't die on my birthday - woohoo! Now I can get hammered in peace tomorrow.

Rip that dentist to shreds on Yelp and Angie's List, then be sure to broadcast from Facebook that guy's shitty work as well. What he did just sucks. Switch dentists and let everyone in earshot know why. It's a free market, don't let them take you for granted.

1) Water for now. Some Landmark Chardonnay when I get home.

the vet that cleared him? Ira Casson.

I grew up on the campus of a private school that my parents ran

You know they would never question Ebony's heart if she were white.

Reports indicate the NFLPA has refused to grant an extension, stating "Read the syllabus next time."

I get what you're saying. It's just my concern is that the league wouldn't return to the Twin Cities for a long, long time if the Vikes left. It took almost 10 years for pro hockey - fuckin' hockey! - to return to Minnesota. Granted, the NHL's fuckwittery played a part, but if Minnesota taxpayers are reticent to…

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They need the extension so Jerry Richardson can have more time to explain to Peyton Manning how to read a spreadsheet.

Legally it may be easier, but I'd love to see the cost of breaking that lease vs. how much the league would lose per year by leaving a market in the Top 15 or 20 (while still likely suffering negative revenues from having to give the Jags $100 million+/year - there's no way that team makes up for it) over the course…