a "Space Jam Michael Jordan reach-back"

@cobra.la.la.la.la.la.la: drinking therapeutic acai berry juice

They tried singing nursery rhymes at USC games, but the only ones the students knew were in Spanish.

@Steve U: Awesome.

It would've been scandalous to Utah State fans if he had dressed up as a can of non-diet soda.

@ChooChooHarris: Everything PMMT said is 100% true. As someone who was in your position not too long ago, I know how you feel. Don't be afraid to go into an industry, as switching careers early happens alot. Plus, veterans of any field will always be somewhat jaded. Work hard, network, and opportunities will present…

@ChooChooHarris: Everything PMMT said is 100% true. As someone who was in your position not too long ago, I know how you feel. Don't be afraid to go into an industry, as switching careers early happens alot. Plus, veterans of any field will always be somewhat jaded. Work hard, network, and opportunities will present…

@ChooChooHarris: Everything PMMT said is 100% true. As someone who was in your position not too long ago, I know how you feel. Don't be afraid to go into an industry, as switching careers early happens alot. Plus, veterans of any field will always be somewhat jaded. Work hard, network, and opportunities will present…

@ChooChooHarris: Everything PMMT said is 100% true. As someone who was in your position not too long ago, I know how you feel. Don't be afraid to go into an industry, as switching careers early happens alot. Plus, veterans of any field will always be somewhat jaded. Work hard, network, and opportunities will present…

Snyder plans to move the Redskins to Cairo for the 2011 season, citing approval of the way they handle criticism and dissent.

@WashingtonForeskins: Oh, and congrats, of course. Later on down the road, you won't believe how much better having that higher starting salary will do for you. That is now your new "floor" when you look for new jobs, and it would've taken at least 18 months to get to that higher pay.

@Hatey McLife: Well, he did fuck sisters...just not that kind

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: He fucked over Reconstruction and allowed defacto slavery via sharecropping. Yes, he deserves at least an Honorable Mention.

@All Over But The Sharting: Got some Heiney Light waiting for me at home.

@Hatey McLife: Homophobe!!11!

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: Andrew Johnson

@WashingtonForeskins: I'm assuming you took it? Nice work.

@VegasWasteland: I figured lifetime cost, not per year.

All I'm hearing are a bunch of sorry 'Cuses.

Officials knew something was up when E. Honda stopped his usual strategy of cornering his opponents and repeatedly using the Hundred Hand Slap.