@chakrabs: The intern forgot an insignificant quote that was in the link? Perish the thought, I'm going to have to sit down and fan myself for a bit before I can recover from this travesty!

That $60 million better include some Explosions in the Sky during their football games.

Meanwhile, a UNLV degree can quickly convert a $40,000 education into a $20,000/year job.

Good thing she's not showing her face to the camera; that would be a real fax-pas

@Cyrus_the_virus: I'd hang with Craggs over a beer and a joint. We've had some interesting off-thread convos. I don't always agree with him, but I like the way he thinks.

@Cyrus_the_virus: interesting question. Maybe ClintonPortisHead or Hatey McLife, just to see if they're dignified, upstanding members of their community who let loose on DS. Otherwise, I have no clue - there aren't many other LGBT commenters on here (Rainbow Bright being the only one who I know for a fact is) so I'd…

@EightyEight_MPH: What is this show you speak of? I think many of us around here would be quite entertained by such a program and would like to know more about it.

@ThePriceofEggsinMalta: That was stated in a far more eloquent fashion than I did. Well done.

I'm glad that Ines Sainz is an advocate of recycling, what with her dress being made out of discarded K-Mart shower curtains and all.

@Kid Canada: If there were more Canadians talking in us Americans we'd be a much more just, open, and accepting society. No need to apologize for that.

@Francoeur's Plate Discipline: You could just as easily say, "there will be gullible grandmothers who will stupidly give their info away, so if you learn to take advantage of it, that's awesome." True, you can't change that grandmothers will be gullible and that scammers will be out there, but the dirtbags who rip off…

@AzureTexan: I love that you know those people are thinking "this is going to be so classy!" when they judiciously hang up their beer sign so that it's lined up evenly.

@AzureTexan: Only in the Dallas suburbs can you find a $450,000 tract home with 2 luxury SUV's in the front driveway, and a living room ripped out of Martha Stewart's Living with a gigantic Budweiser sign on the main wall.

@Hatey McLife: Who's inexperienced to boot, but was better than anything else we had.

I nominate the Vikings. They gave it away at our last real shot at glory, put all their hopes in the hands of an overgrown man-child, left their home so derelict that it collapsed, will likely be sold off in the near future, and spend their recent days wandering in a nomadic existence, clueless as to what will happen…

So, "The Internet" is MGoblog and bitter KSK commenters?

"HA! That's so fu...hey, what did he just say again?"

Starting at $99 it's a great deal, don't miss a single shift this year!

@UweBollocks: What does a minotaur have anything to do with this?

Better than the Isle's V-Day ads in the 90's that asked you to enjoy her fish sticks.