@Dandy Koufax: If you could lock down a definite yes from the friend, it would be great leverage.

@ScientificMapp: Got it, thanks!

Nebraska, Kansas, and 'Bama DUAN,

@Lady Pha Pha: Scott Fujita. He sounds like he'd be cool as shit to talk to.

@Nothing Can Kill the Grimace...: It has man in it...I approve.

@Landycakeboss: That stuff doesn't really bug me anymore. There will always be people in the world who will think they are preternaturally better than you; if not because of their school, then because of their job, or because of how much money they or their parents make, or because of where they live, or because of…

@Tulos_Mullet:

Maine has a BASEketball team?

I don't like to get into the rankings

@UweBollocks: I'm sure you angrily wrote about this exchange on your MySpace. Linked to a Dashboard Confessional song at the end.

I was an undrafted guy.

@UweBollocks: That's your all-time favorite musician? How did you answer that text, what with your phone firmly lodged in your skin-tight jeans?

@UweBollocks: Finding that joke was a Needle in the Hay

Middle-of-the-pack fucks

Boozer was merely trying to re-enact his favorite show Big Love

Bachmann apparently ripped a line of yay-o, told her camera crew, "Fuck it, Imma gonna wing it" and then went live.

@deamon deacon blues @Steve U: thanks, it'll be on my list of games to play once my work life less crazy.

@Phintastic: On that note - I get why Gawker wants their people in New York, but why hasn't DS considered having a writer out on the West Coast? That would make the late night posts so much easier, not to mention we could then hear about Los Feliz and Silver Lake instead of Williamsburg and Bushwick all the time.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Gotcha, I always thought Brett was "little red riding hood" after that time his mom caught him jacking it in his Christmas stocking

@All Over But The Sharting: Done.