@Phintastic: Hickey's doing nights and weekends, or will there be someone else?

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: I didn't realize "wolf" was Brandi's nickname in the Favre household.

@Steve U: By the way, been meaning to ask, what are your thoughts on Civ V? I've been loving Beyond the Sword for IV, but I heard there were some radical changes in the newest edition (some good, like in combat, some bad, like a supposedly weaker AI). Thoughts?

@The_Night_Man_Cometh:

@The_Night_Man_Cometh:

@JohnKruksLastNut: Some other suggestions: think of subject material you really love, know too much time about, and genuinely enjoy. There's your "voice" per se. MKM is great with Broadway humor because he genuinely likes that kind of stuff. Hatey genuinely likes being depraved, and so on.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: This.

@The_Night_Man_Cometh:

@CumaeanSibyl: Agreed. First time it feels weird, but if you spit you gotta walk over to a sink or something and it stays in your mouth longer. Totally graphic, but when one of us finishes off we like to switch right there and the other gets blown. Everyone wins!

@Steve U: Yeah, sorry if it puts a mental image in your head, but sex is regular and awesome. Other benefit of dating a dude: they know exactly what other dudes like in bed. "You're doing it wrong" should never exist in a gay relationship's lexicon

@Gary Oakland Athletics: Holy shit, and I thought my sex life was pretty awesome (rarely go less than twice a week). Good on you man.

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: I've said this on DUAN before, but my partner hates the synonym function with a passion too. His students always use it to jazz up their writing, but are too dumb to understand context or proper usage/conjunction, so their papers become nigh unreadable when they keep doing it.

@Steve U: Mine at home is "Deadspin? sex!" when my partner gets home. This is one of the benefits to being in a committed relationship with a guy: he wants to have sex just as much as you do.

@Fendi Hotdogbun: Salty, thicker in consistency than you expect but not unbearable. Never had it sour, but then again I've heard that eating weird shit can change the flavor (then again, that ain't the reason why you do it...)

@Britt_Pollack: I just thought his Fantastic ability was pretty fucking lame. That just makes him come across as an even bigger douche.

@Britt_Pollack: Shoulda been you, Mr. Fantastic

I am stunned that a capital manager from Connecticut would act like an entitled prick. Just stunned.

@Tulos_Mullet: Usually, it means they're gay (sad but true)

@Stev D: Also, this: [www.fieldofschemes.com]

@Tom Gugliotta's Delicious Frittatas: It's all good, just ctrl+f for the future.