@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: Oh Jesus.

@norbizness: Ironically, the only grapevine that its namesake city had was plowed over for a strip mall to be built on.

@Tom Gugliotta's Delicious Frittatas: Hey, Googs...

Meanwhile, the graphic representing reported Patriots injuries is just a blank stick figure.

Last Night's Loser: The Business of Boosting

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: You're right. "Breeder" doesn't have the same kind of sting to it. I'll try to think of some.

@Tulos_Mullet: Late to the party, but the instrumental version of Bird's Lull always makes me really sad. Has some personal meaning to me as well. You'll notice it actually has some parts of songs from Armchair Apocrypha as well.

@Phintastic: The inappropriate humor thing is always present for me. My partner has an even fouler mouth and more offensive sense of humor than I do; Deadspin just feeds the beast of bad taste for me. As such, when I'm at work or we're around some of his more PC colleagues we constantly have to hold back. I once…

@Gary Oakland Athletics: Good point. At least we get loaded while doing it.

@Gary Oakland Athletics: My partner and I like to spend date nights getting wasted on pot and wine, then discuss rhetoric and the queer movement. Don't know if that makes us nerds or snobs.

@Loose Cannon: Humidity blows. I lived in Dallas for a few years while growing up and hated the summer heat. I know some people don't get pussified by the weather, but for me it was always that 5-7 day stretch where it's well below -20 and you hate the world and everyone in it. Then again, I never had to live in…

@girlwonder: Oh hell yeah. As soon as you leave the cold, you lose all tolerance for it because you realize that only crazy white people actually enjoy sub-freezing weather.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I've actually been wondering about this, what's the longest anyone here has gone without wearing any pants or shorts? I think my record was like over 3 days after I got dumped once, but then was shamed into putting some on by my roommate. Anyone else?

@Landycakeboss: I'm originally from Minnesota so I feel like I served my sentence. I feel ya on the cold, there's always a bad snap in late Jan/early Feb that kills the soul a little.

@Landycakeboss: It dropped to almost 60 last night. I had to put on a jacket. It was horrible.

"Hm, don't know why, but I'm really in the mood for some white Hostess Snoballs..."

@The Other Wilkie: Thanks, I guess. I haven't even commented much since I lost it, so it just goes to show that the whole star business really is arbitrary. In a weird way, I kinda enjoyed knowing that I had to fight for promotion instead of taking it for granted.

@UweBollocks: Wha...? Holy shit, do I look like a jackass now. Er, well, uh, guess that means you all have to see my shitty comments again. I suppose the Ninja proved to be cooperative once he saw those photos I had of him, the elephant, and the siamese transgendered hookers. It worked, but some things cannot be…

@Phintastic: Ah, to no longer have the ability to see the pink socks...

@Sheed's Bald Spot: But I hear that she's as loosey as a goosey