Is he tough? It depends, does he drive an F-150?

@UweBollocks: Jay Cutler is so tough, he laughed during the last 45 minutes of Titanic

@GoSpeedRacistGo: The fact that you legitimately believe your personal experience with a different injury (partial vs. full are different in terms of pain, effectiveness, etc.), playing a different position, and at a different level (even if you played Div. 1-A it ain't the NFL) is somehow in any way applicable to…

@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: I thought the same thing. It's akin to calling a pitcher a pussy because he hurt his rotator cuff in his throwing arm - an injury doesn't need to be catastrophic to be knocked out of the game, just enough to hamper your ability to actually perform. As a Vikings fan, I can tell you that having…

@FreemanMcNeil: +1

@The Trashman: Have to take it too, after deciding to not go to law school. I've been studying the wrong test for over 7 months...I'm awesome like that.

@vodkanaut: You do realize her "sexy" has no effect on me, right? That just makes me hate her even more.

@vodkanaut: Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man. I guess she was perfect for it because she had to play a character that had no emotion and was constantly bewildered, but Christ almighty - that same woman would go on to win an Oscar?

@chadBROchocinco: like life, having a star can be deserving, arbitrary, unfair, heartbreaking, and uplifting all at once. It is best to just go with it. Or at least, that's what all my pretentious friends kept telling me when I was trying to figure out Inception.

@MattinglysSideburns: It will be the greatest achievement in the history of man.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Nah, she strikes me as a car key gal.

Also providing more red meat than you could possibly need? Michelle Bachmann.

An average of $3, which according to the Baltimore currency exchange rate is equivalent to 1 extra crack rock or 2 used needles.

The handball referee was subsequently sent home from the World Championships by the International Handball Association.

Milledgeville Suppresses Its Roethlisberger Memories

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Where I'm from, "can fairies" means a straight guy who hooks up with other dudes after one too many natty lights

@UweBollocks: Ha! Sent one back.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: The hobo method in California is to raid a recycling bin and get money for it. I'm only half-kidding.

@All Over But The Sharting: Just started Infinite Jest. Holy balls it's a long, trippy, and awesome read. I'm not even really into the meat of it yet, but as Bart Scott says "CAN'T WAIT!"

@UweBollocks: Check yo Twitter message.