@chakrabs: Excusing away one person's charges without any evidence, a bad internet pun, and no jokes. Nice.

That deal was signed in Canadian dollars Barry, so it's going to be more like negative $200 mil when it's done.

@ScientificMapp: Crap, beat me to it.

Even with All Things Considered, it looks like Green Bay will be the Talk of the Nation come next week.

@Steve U: I gotta say, the benefit of not being a member of the Yellow Star Clan means I can yell at bad comments without promoting them. It's oddly cathartic.

@FarmRaised: Loser gets sent to prison for rape, winner gets convicted for aggravated assault.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Listen, I've been meaning to get Dirty Sanchez off my chest all day.

The police's investigation ground to a halt when Mark only replied to their questions with, "I am Sancho."

@KR1736: No.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Posting this here as it'll be away from wandering ninja eyes, but as I suspected they're culling the star herd (from the source directly) Bring yo A-game son, as it's not over any one comment.

I didn't know Rockstar Games developed golfing titles as well.

@Steve U: When they do that, hit B+A+Start and Solid Snake, Alucard, and the guys from Contra III become unlockable characters.

@MikeRotch: No, you are not obligated to post anything in Deadspin. Ever.

@ScientificMapp: +1

@UweBollocks: LA Dodgers

@UweBollocks: St. Louis Blues

That's nothing. The waves glow like that off Venice Beach without the submarine lighting.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Awesome.

@UweBollocks: Washington Redskins

@UweBollocks: USC Trojans