@DrJamesAndrews: Most likely rhetoric/comm, possibly poly sci, both of which are fields where schools are expanding departmental budgets since so many undergrads are taking those as majors now. Pretty much everyone I know who is going to get a Comm PhD is getting a full-ride fellowship.

Law School DUAN,

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We keep repeating it, and nobody ever listens: telling shitty "In Soviet Russia" jokes will come back to haunt you.

Good instincts AJ. Never trust someone when the deal smells fishy.

Wouldn't be the first time a La Salle paid dearly for trespassing.

@Phintastic: You're forgetting the stoners who don't drink. That makes up a pretty decent chunk too.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: Once upon a time, I was a champion pinebox derby racer at my local church's Awana.

@Tulos_Mullet: As a Legal Analyst, I think this is hysterical.

@Desi_Relaford: Yeah, then you need to be straight-up with her parents - "I love being with you guys, but your daughter is a mess and constantly makes every situation revolve around her." Because really, that's the problem with crazy relatives - they're so lacking in self-awareness that they make themselves the…

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: She's got "Florida" written all over her...

@Desi_Relaford: It may sound cold, but is her dipshittery interfering with your marriage or making your required time with the in-laws crappy? Does she live in the same area and is a pain the ass? If not, then I'd just say fuck it and avoid the problem. If yes, then voice the concerns to your wife, then hatch a way…

Awesome, thanks for the tips everyone!

@MaverickIsAirborne: I'm a morning guy anyways. What you just described - spending 4 hours outside and drinking beers by 1 PM - is not uncommon for me.

@Frankensteinbrenner: You considered blogging about it? Might be something to think of even if you couldn't talk about it till after your time iss up.

@Frankensteinbrenner: Got a lot of friends who have/are doing it. Seems like it really depends where they put you, as some folks hate it and others love it. Congrats on getting in btw, it's competitive as shit to get in these days.

@David Hume: Thanks. Anywhere I can read/go to learn the etiquette so I'm not pissing everyone off when I do go?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Ah, the New Yorker, haven't read that in years. I subscribe to The Economist nowadays, which I think is pretty danged good.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: Use dusting spray instead of graphite to lubricate the wheels. Trim the body to something aerodynamic (even a simple wedge works) and when it gets low on weight drill holes in the side of it, put in fishing weights, then use that wood putty stuff to plug it up and smooth it out.

@Frankensteinbrenner: You doing Teach for America?