“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

“breach of office policies regarding respectful and appropriate conduct.”

shut up both of you

And yet you have no problem working for a man who signed an executive order to protect “religious liberties” to allow so-called “Christians” to deny service to anyone they don’t like (also known as people of color and those who are LGBTQIA). Of all the lies that have spewed forth from your vile mouth, “I always do my…

Those jawlines, lips, and noses. They were so vain they were dating themselves. My last Ex is engaged to a girl who could be his sister, they look so much alike.

so he swapped his seat for one toward the back

Do you have any idea how many women’s lives and careers have been ruined just by someone’s words alone without a single shred of proof? Sucks that it can now happen to men too, doesn’t it?

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

Read this is Charlie Day’s voice

I can’t fault anyone for what they believe - Becca Kufrin

For those who didn’t click through the Martha Hunt link, the final quote is “Yes. She invented the blood facial.”

That is almost exactly what I would have guessed.

Hang on, Diane Kruger dated Joshua Jackson for 10 years and then decided to have a child with NORMAN REEDUS?

Yeah, I’m not into the royal wedding, but read this because I thought it could be fun or funny. It was not.

wax figures of people who are trained to have dead eyes look spot on (also, people who we’ve seen go through periods of the “darker” emotions, like grief and shame). with MM, we’re used to her having happy, emotional eyes. her wax figure is scary AF.

Counterpoint: Don’t fuck someone like that.

Thank you for this well-written and gut-wrenching article. Having recently gone through one of those “life-upending” tragedies - my father, a historically non-violent person, killed my mother and then himself, completely out of the blue - I find myself thinking about mental illness and where accountability…