It was ridiculous that people thought it was OK to name her without her consent. You can’t just go around telling people’s stories for them. And in this case it was an assumption not based on fact.

Good.

A NSFW card game is getting into a land war with an insane former reality show host who is now the President of the United States, and said President is possibly being blackmailed by a hostile foreign government with a pee tape. JFC.

I’m pretty sure he’s not even the sexiest Blake Shelton alive.

“She goes, ‘Listen to me, you’re going to regret this for the rest of your life if you don’t take this gift and just live in the moment.”

People’s Sexiest Man Alive has also honored Adam Levine, who’s about as sexy as Blake Shelton. Also on the list are Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte, who I guess must have made sense at the time? Add in abusers Johnny Depp and Mel Gibson and Scientologist weirdo Tom Cruise, and I think we should just treat People…

Gwen,

Listen. Having a THIRD baby shower seems a little tacky, but for people saying that Kim can’t have a shower because “she’s not even pregnant,” I just have this to say: fuck you very much. My daughter was born via surrogate, and I was a joyful and excited expectant mother even though I couldn’t gestate her myself. I…

Probably. I mean, nevermind that he apologized to most, if not all, the women mentioned in the article(I’m not going to go full on on this, I honestly don’t remember if he did) and that this public apology was all about giving the mob their pound of flesh.

So to recap: Was what CK did gross as shit? Yes. Is it…

Even if you take this apology as the truth (which I don’t), this means Dave Becky felt comfortable dismissing TWO women’s accounts of CK masturbating in front of them. How many need to go through this for him to believe it? They literally were there together, so hard to believe they would BOTH agree to lie about it.…

I’m sorry I got caught covering up for C.K. sexually assaulting multiple women. I feel really bad for myself-Becky

That might be the most sickening apology yet. “Okay, I stepped in and told those women to shut up or their careers would be destroyed. But I hadn’t heard about other incidents!”

Well he also wants to be a casual farmer at the same time. You know those typical laid back jobs of farming and running a restaurant. Oh god do you think he wants to start a lifestyle brand?

Anybody who thinks running a restaurant is an easy life has clearly never been in one as anything other than a customer. Food service is among the most time-suckingly brutal of industries. You’re never away from the job.

I can’t be the only one who loved the 300th episode. To me it made sense not to bring back people from the past, because the idea that all it takes to bring back our loved ones is a 300th episode would have felt insincere. They aren’t really coming back, but we can live as if they’re still with us. It would have been…

I get that tattoos are not for everyone and personal taste and all that, but equating tattoos to self-harm is pretty shitty.

YOU HAVE SCREENERS FOR THE NEXT TWO!??!!

Oh, I get it. ‘Estrogen Hour’ cause crying and having empathy is for women. We should totally listen to men like Sabo. He knows the correct way for men to have feelings - gunning down hundreds of innocent people from the safety of a hotel room.

he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t. 

Probably time to give birth after 2 years.