Chris Brown has a singular talent for making it impossible to sympathize with him even if he’s recounting a vaguely traumatic incident from his childhood. You know, like that time he lost his virginity to teenage girl. When he was eight.

I now have a fabulous (as the gay[s] put it) grandson to raise...

Benedict Cumberbatch is what it would look like if one alien described humans to a blind alien, and then the blind alien made a wax figure from that description.

I would've pitched his punk ass over the side.

This is some Joffrey-level shit.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, my body is ready.

Meanwhile, this continues to blow my mind.

How in the world do you get the bottom of your feet tattooed? I'm afraid it would end up looking like this from all the flinching:

Now I'm going to assume Allison Williams was the inspiration for Cerie on 30 Rock, because I don't like Allison Williams and I'm jealous she got to work with Tina Fey

One of the writers at Thought Catalog also posted a response: Your Privilege Isn’t The Problem, You Are The Problem

I see where you're coming from with this comment, but I disagree. I think "flattering" refers to a garment that's been tailored to fit the wearer's shape. Even a "Hollywood thin" person could still end up in a garment that's unflattering, if it hasn't been tailored correctly. Of course, I guess that doesn't mean that…

or she was being motor-boated by Robin and part of his costume got stuck there.

For some reason it kind of hurts my feelings that you referred to the Great and Powerful Bryan Cranston as "main dude from Breaking Bad." But yes, extremely healthy hairline for a man well into middle age and whom we're accustomed to seeing bald, no?

THIS. This is how you wear Prada.

No.

I also need gifs of the hilarious Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Tony Hale nod to Veep during her speech. Because that was my soul riffing on stage right there.

Good for Jon for getting a job, but I still wish he would get off my TV. The same goes for you, Kate.