she bent over to rub her buttocks against Robin Thicke's groin which caused him to have a slight erection which can be easily noticed through his pants.

The latex Bikini clung tightly to her buttox as she pressed up against him, head down. Miley glanced back at Robin, and their eyes met in a steaming gaze.

"Dressed in a "skimpy" latex bikini, she bent over to rub her buttocks against Robin Thicke's groin which caused him to have a slight erection which can be easily noticed through his pants."

I'm tempted to ask what sort of person would spend that much time closely analyzing the behavior of Robin Thicke's groin during a…

HA! Is that duck face on Mr. Baldwin??

Wow, that is perfection. Nothing this man ever does or touches is ever wasteful. Even when he's breaking the law, it turns into art.

The true heroes are effortless.

I love Lea Delaria (I might be spelling that wrong). Have you heard her sing? She kicks all kinds of ass.

Um, excuse me, Dandelion, who the fuck is your favorite? OH I SEE HOW IT IS.

What no one's favorite is Pennsatucky?

I see your star-nosed mole and raise you a naked mole rat. *shudder*

I want you all to know that I considered putting up a huge bunch of spider photos here just to be an ass, but I will refrain. Instead, I will share this photo of a star-nosed mole, which looks like a prolapsed rectum grew claws.

No word yet on how Angler fish is taking the news

How to react.

I hate everyone who is going to a Second Screen showing.

My face went like this.

"If you don't want ipads around stay home."

Ew, how did your dog eat human feces?

Apparently these guys don't realize that greeting people with a kiss means you're actually greeting them...as in, saying hello to them because you know them. People in France don't just randomly kiss complete strangers they are having no interaction with either. That's not traditional in any culture as far as I know.

This is literally battery. A crime. Also, gross gross gross.

Isn't kissing or grabbing a stranger considered assault?