People who meet Jenny McCarthy and don't immediately have sex with her have an obvious reason for not having sex with her: they have met her.

She's so subtle.

You know what, whatever Jez sent this letter in? You're an asshole. Your friends are assholes. Go back to fucking Gawker.

Team Landlord.

What the ever-loving fuck is wrong with people? "Minor damages"? They basically ripped her house apart. The second you start putting holes in a wall, and not in the hooks-for-artwork way, you have gone beyond "minor damages." Grow up, you 20-something financial/fashion assholes.

I know, right? I feel anyone I was actively fighting with who asked me to sort out our issues on a cliff would be met with a "why don't we do that while I cling to a chair in a crowded Starbucks?"

I can't believe they say romance is dead.

I was feeling sassy-slash-pretty in a breezy white dress. Did I mention he was shirtless? My heart still flutters when I remember it.

Do you feel the same way about Aniston? Justin Theroux had been involved/living with a woman for a long time (10+ years) when he hooked up with Jen. She loved playing the victim after her divorce but had no problem with her part in breaking up a relationship.

Usually I'm like "Well, no one held you down and forced that coke up your nose. Now you have to deal with it, buddy" when it comes to celebrities and drugs. But this whole Lamar Odom thing is making me very sad. Maybe because I feel like being part of the Kardashian family IS sort of like someone holding your…

Well, looks like she's not being invited to hang out with the Hall family any time soon.

I think the problem is that your argument breaks down at around this point:

I am a successful 34 year old guy and I can promise you two things:

Technically, I think Dakota Fanning is about 42 in maturity years. She was more mature at 7 than I am now. I think she can handle an older man.

"Thanks, Nick."

"RUN to your accounts and take down anything that makes it easy for your male friends to imagine you naked in your bedroom."

Dictated the letter to her husband?

Something tells me that, in that family, she never dictates *anything* to her husband.

And now – big bummer – we have to block your posts.

Who wears a bra with pajamas?

"Did you know that once a male sees you in a state of undress, he can’t ever un-see it?"

For some reason this sentence makes me laugh really hard.