I'm 53 days sober today after years of pain pill abuse, and after a stint in rehab this summer, just want to cry for him. Addiction. Fucking. Sucks. Nobody sets out to become an addict, and ... the guilt and shame I'm feeling now, seeing the mess I've made... ugh. This is their family issue, and I hope he can TCB soon…

You don't need a white asshole. You ARE a white asshole.

They have one. It's fedora shaped, and it sits on your head.

Have you seen The Rules of Attraction'? It's pretty great! Got a the-Beek in prime psychopath mode plus Mr. Smoulder-holder as a particularly sweet faced gay. Behold:

To that I say:

Here, here. Bottoms up!

I think we'll need a bottle.

Here, have another, it's on the house.

I am going to be evicted from my house and will be homeless soon. My parents are also going through a divorce and I have to go to Court next week.

that was taxing.

As always, my favorite thing about these shows is the inevitable onslaught of Tumblr posts with amazing photoshop jobs/comparisons/tweets/gifs. I am going to share them with you now, starting with the best (the rest are in the replies because I don't want to make y'all scroll forever down the comments):

Robin Thicke looks so much like his own Dad that it just adds to the ick factor for me.

Yeah, I definitely would not wanna be in the first row of a *Kris* taping, for fear that the disingenuousness might be catchy. :=))

if its in la,they had out free tickets at Hollywood/highland.the young people are paid usually $50 for 8 hours cash.most are on welfare or struggling actors.the companies who cast extras also stand in front of the prison handing out business cards to the just released.

I was a paid audience member on Ricki Lake once. They paid me extra to sass a guest at the end. BEST DAY EVER.

Has this woman never seen a soap? You're supposed to show up AT your funeral. You don't always have to go in though, if you have amnesia you can just watch from the back. Or if you're a real bitch you can sit right up front buried under black veils and stuff.

" I've seen a dead person whom I knew when I was alive,"

You guys are dredging up outrage from the fucking bodybuilding forums now? Christ.

Madonna wearing a grill, you say?

I KNOW. MY BRAIN IS BROKEN.