Does that qualify as making a face? Is she capable of making faces anymore?

Or maybe Africa like, the place where he proposed to her? And where he spent a ton of time with his mom as a kid? Lord.

Oof. Isn't revealing your baby on your mom's failing talkshow kind of like the crazy rich person equivalent of taking your cousin to prom?

People who are worried that thin-shaming is anywhere near as crippling as fat-shaming, please take this short quiz:

In my opinion, "Thin-shaming" falls under the same category as misandry and reverse-racism. It's not to say that it doesn't happen or that it doesn't exist, but what people need to realize is that when you come from the perspective of the privileged class, there's a huge difference in (pardon the pun) weight being…

I cannot stand Avril Lavigne, and I am sad that she is now trampling all over the previously-awesome image of Tank Girl AND that THE Winnie Cooper has chosen to be a part of this.

I love Jax but Opie has my heart forever

My goodness, yes, as bad as one would expect. But—Billy Zane on a Segway?

Can I just say how much I love that Kate Middleton wears $75 dresses? I'm well aware that her wedding gown probably cost more than I'll make in my entire lifetime, but the fact that she's routinely wearing things I can afford (unlike the Kardashians, who flaunt their $40K Hermes Birkins) makes me love her a whole lot.

OMG has anyone watched that Avril thing? I had it on mute, I have limits...but damn! Winnie looks awesome. Avril looks ridiculous... How bad is the song?

Cracking a book's spine is just as cringe-worthy to me as cracking knuckles. My relatives make fun of me, saying I must read books by only opening them enough to barely see the words at the crease.

There needs to be a dating site just based on your bookshelves. Could you imagine? "You and user Bookluver86 have a 92% compatibility rating because of your shared interests in: KURT VONNEGUT, NEIL GAIMAN, JULES VERNE. Message user?"

Call me old-fashioned, but I like to think that God hates everybody.

Did Lenny Kravitz ask someone to go outside and take a picture of him reading a newspaper through the window?

Emboldened, no doubt, by the Japanese Penguin Who Goes to the Store Wearing a Backpack,

If Jessica Alba has a muffin top, then I'm rockin' a Cronut.

JTT was/is tied for the title of the hottest boy on 90's television with Jordan Catalano.

I'm reading "Strong is the New Skinny", but all I hear in my head is, "Now you have to skinny but with the correct amount of muscle definition."

This shit will never end, because self-hatred for women in a billion dollar industry.