In the meantime, it would give you something for those "horseback-riding on my period" days. You could wear your engagement outfit again and again! Sooo useful, you're practically wasting money if you don't buy one right now.

The tie is the modern slave collar of the imperialist oppressor!

i'm a bit disappointed it's not tina fey and amy poehler. but i'm pretty happy with ellen.

Damn, I was really rooting for Neil Patrick Harris or even better NPH/Hugh Jackman.

Simon, if you loved being single and didn't want to become a father, you should've worn a condom.

Relevant.

I am one of those people who, when "Transformers" came out, basically HATED Megan Fox with a passion, in part because all I got to hear from every male I was around was how hot she is and two, because she couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.

i don't think what we would think as ripped off is the same as what an egomaniac like jack white would think is being ripped off.

remember when Jack White was dating Renee Zellweger? that was weird.

I would wear these in a heartbeat. I'm not comfortable being completely naked around the apartment, and I feel lazy if I'm just wearing boxers. This might be the solution.

I'm trying to picture my husband in one, with a serious face like he thinks he's super sexy.

Women's stomachs should be either concave or filled with fetus. There are no other options!

Versace: The Stefon Collection.

My oldest child (now 7 years old) once patted my stomach and said, "there's a baby in there!" There was no baby. Mommy's just pudgy. Now shut the fuck up.

She's doing this on purpose! Pranking us with a burrito and posture. Serves us right.

Dr. Celebrimed says, "From this picture, she's carrying at least two babies. One male, one female. The male will look like Brad Pitt, so I think she'll have some questions to answer!"

Well since she's a celebrity we'll need to measure her waist in microns to determine if she's pregnant or merely dangerously obese.

If she weren't dressed in a supremely unflattering satin frock, you wouldn't be able to see a *slight* curvature of her abdomen. I call not pregnant but with all the gossip going on, and that dress, I think she might want us to think she is. Or something.

What does this picture have to do with spaghetti sauce?

Wig?? Creepy collection of the cut hairs of his victims for his psychopathic purposes? DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW?!