It's sad to me that this is even a question (although I understand why you worry about it). I think it depends largely on your age (or, more to the point, the age of the person you're sleeping with). I get the sense that today's college-age men expect a wax or shave because it's pretty standard. I don't know that…

Hilarious, probably not class-appropriate, and who am I kidding, you probably already read this:

Also, dinner party! Can we be friends because so few people I know understand what a dinner party is or how to show up on time because I'm trying to put hot, not overlooked food on the table, people!

I am moving to either your pantry or Hungary. Please advise as to which makes this cake with more regularity.

The Calgary Stampede is on right now and they love this kind of thing.

Because I've already begun whoring myself out (though I have not yet made either the pinata cake or pinata cookie) I'll show you the cake I made for my last dinner party, it's a traditional Hungarian cake called Dobos torte. 7 layers of vanilla sponge cake, filled and topped with chocolate buttercream and a layer of…

Women get abortions. They get abortions because the fetus has a fatal abnormality. They get abortions because they got pregnant when birth control failed and they don't want a baby. They get abortions even though they are married. They get abortions even if they are single. They get abortions because they can not take…

The nice thing about a crookie is that it appears that literally anyone can make it.

I mean, am I the only one who just sees two store-purchasable products mashed together here?

ALL HAIL THE CRAMBURGER

Shit son, wait till they hear about my Croizza.

[that sound you're hearing is you choking on your own tongue]

What are you doing? There's much better tasting pasteries that don't involve filling a croissant with oreos...

Well, if you ever wondered what a "not fucking around" face is supposed to look like, you now have many fine examples.

Ehh. I think it depends on the guy. I've dated a few guys in that age range and none of them have cared that I don't shave (I'm in my mid-30s) not that that would make me shave if they did care (I like having hair). Some guys were raised with a more hippy/naturalist point of view.

Yeah, it's a lot for a college kid, but it's only $72K a year. That's probably more or less entry level for the positions.

I'm sorry. They get $6,000 a month? Did I understand that correctly?

Just as a reminder, here's what she wore in court in May.

Apparently basic empathy costs the whole dollar.

Can't spite the kid because you hate the mother: Rules to Acceptable Living, page 1.

Oh. Oh you poor thing.

Hate on 50 Cent all you want, but leave Bert out of it.

Did she hunt and kill the couch for this garment herself?