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Easy, just put it on the astros server.

Dammit, Andrew, when you grind bones to make your bread it’s not supposed to be your own!

Did he get a big hit in a game, or did he separate his shoulders swatting away the villagers’ torches and pitchforks?

He should enjoy his NFL paycheck, he might not have a lot of those left to get.

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

You know it must be killing Rex to see his team constantly shoot itself in the foot. I hope for his well-being that the team can get things turned around soon.

I always enjoy it when athletes remain closely tied to their teams in retirement. Good for Irving to keep abiding by the Patriot Way after his playing days ended.

Well, you’re wrong but I love your energy.

Filipino people aren’t Latino? Since when?

Don't do drugs, kids. Especially before an interview.

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Fox are going to announce that Gambit has been reworked into an avant garde contemporary art piece about the void of mutant ennui, and will just be a black screen with Channing Tatum repeatedly saying “I am Gambit” in a Cajun accent dubbed over the top for 128 minutes.

Sexy shirtless quota. DUH.

O-O-P-S, OOPS! OOPS! OOPS!

So you, who doesn’t care, scrolled past an article to comment about how you don’t care and that you think no one else cares. Value added.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.