I live in Southern California and you can’t throw a rock here without hitting an awesome Vietnamese, Thai, or sushi place.

WHY DO THEY KEEP GIVING HIM NEW ONES?!?

“Curling Injury Much More *Funny* That You Would Expect”

I mean yeah they explain it, that doesn’t mean it makes sense.

A solid 8. Will steal.

Agree with some of the commenters, I’ve had beef (in Africa) that was alive literally hours before. They cut it up in front of us, chopped down a tree and lit the whole thing on fire to cook it.

That was awesome. I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed seven minutes of watching pictures of gauges.

If he’s not even going to text her he deserves to have his hot tub taken away.

“Um... Houston? Where are the spid - Oh my God!!”

AHEM.

I am cool! I am contrarian on the internet! Someone please love me!!!

???

Thanks. Thought I was the only one who noticed this bullshit.

That was the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING COOL AND NEW AND ORIGINAL AND STOP REMAKING THESE GOD DAMN MOVIES YOU FUCKING FUCKWADS!?!?

Unless you are a weapons designer.

Tom Brady = Terry Bradshaw

Staphylococcus bacteria are thick, round bacteria that are far harder to break down with conventional medicine than other types of bacteria.