I live in Southern California and you can’t throw a rock here without hitting an awesome Vietnamese, Thai, or sushi place.

“Curling Injury Much More *Funny* That You Would Expect”

I mean yeah they explain it, that doesn’t mean it makes sense.

A solid 8. Will steal.

If he’s not even going to text her he deserves to have his hot tub taken away.

Tom Brady = Terry Bradshaw

Staphylococcus bacteria are thick, round bacteria that are far harder to break down with conventional medicine than other types of bacteria.

Christ. That is fucked up. And I snickered and am now going to hell...

Damn, why isn’t she an actress in movies?

Um... There’s no way to take a snap from under center that is appropriate.

“Matt Barnes is a fucking asshole.”

10/10 - Will read again.

Do you think they flipped a coin or drew straws for who had to write this dumbshit fucktarded article?

Look anyone is going to have trouble against the legendarily suffocating defense of Joe Ingles.

Is no one going to point out that one of the few things they did NOT do to Jesus was throw rocks at him?

If only he’d been a bank executive he would have gotten a 30 million dollar golden parachute.

Or I could just wipe off the grease and eat pizza like I want to you fucking asshole.

Seth MacFarlane was... almost witty?!?!?!?!?

Um... Can you read? That’s not what he’s saying at all.