But it’s a transitional

Gregg Popovich for President of the Universe.

This reminds me of a huge dunk and finger pointing at the bench from an NBA guy whose team is down by 25.

Clausen only sucks because he was vaccinated.

If you gave an order that Santiago was not to be touched - and your orders are always followed... Then why would Santiago need to be transferred off the base? ... Colonel?

Yes, the way he brutally pushed him backwards almost made me shit my pants.

“The GUY in Led Zeppelin”

and tell her that her daughter had great potential in need of nothing more than someone who could tap it,

Nothing has EVER been more obvious than that this was Kobe Bryant.

Fascinatin ............................... Oh sorry I fell asleep.

Nonsensical and obscure. I like it.

“Is on track to be remembered as one of the all time draft busts in league history.”

“I’d like to introduce our new strength and condition coach, Vince Carter.”

You’re joking right? That was fucking hilarious.

Despite our reputation, the MMA community is not a giant wall of psychopaths. You don’t take violence out of the octagon, it’s not appropriate - this guy is a sleazy piece of shit and he has been pulling this kind of bullshit (not as bad) for years.

I have nothing to say except “Jim Abbott?” made me cackle hysterically.

“Chip Kelly’s offseason Saturdays.””

Isn’t his brother a famous professional chef?

Breaking News: Will Ferrell is not funny. Details at eleven.