Clearly I’m too stupid. Could not make anything happen either by searching or clicking.

Generally when I’m microwaving popcorn at 3 AM it’s all I can do to figure out how to walk back to my room.

LOL

Wait - I thought if Brady lost and appealed he was likely to get a stay which would enable him to play while it wormed through court (likely the rest of his career).

This needs more stars.

Philip Rivers: 6’5” 228.

Um... I was promised a punch in this video?

A Philly fan that can spell! Where’s my camera?!?

Reminds me of Hunt For Red October, and the fact that we’re supposed to root for the sub captain who gets tons of people killed and nearly starts a war when he could have just quietly sailed to America and been done with it.

I award you “Best Joke”, sir.

Christ thank you. I really can’t stand the Little League pitchers making comments about all the obvious things a guy who plays for the fucking Yankees should have done.

So a football player no one has ever heard of is on trial for a crime he may or may not have committed, but which will eventually be decided by a jury of his peers in the proper legal process?

Wait a minute... Maybe this is... all about him!!

This just in... Most professional football players are assholes!

A moron on the internet. Now I’ve seen it all.

Your trolling shows promise - but you need to work a little bit on the obviousness.

“Statistics prove you should never punt.”

Um... he’s a very well known racist, drunk, philanderer. At this point I think “child pornographer” is about the only thing she could leak that would damage his image.

I completely understand that, believe me. But the practice before the 60’s was pretty much to have people involuntarily committed when they were mentally ill.

My thoughts exactly - not even mad, this whole thing just fucking sucks.