Thanks for not including Green Eggs and Ham in the best part so I knew I could ignore this list.

“That’s just what happens to human bodies when they get used a certain way a lot.”

No he is not a business man and no he does not plan/scheme and command rooms.

I laughed harder than I should have at this.

Can anyone translate this to English?

Yes, thank you. I don’t think a lot of people realize that not only does he know he can’t win - I seriously doubt that he even WANTS the job.

Thanks. Came here to say this.

Thanks. Came here to say this.

I really enjoyed watching you get your ass handed to you here.

Yes. I beat off to dead animals every day.

You know what’s funny? The other male lion will have cubs too.

Congratulations! You’re a shitty lawyer.

I’d like to point out, apropos of nothing, that Gawker has STILL not apologized for that fucking post.

Right.

That’s a nice Gawker editorial change.

Ha! I bet you thought you sounded really smart when you started this thread.

My mistake. I will wait with baited breath for sweeping anti-poaching legislation to sweep our country, and the world.

Turns out - we will extinct most of the animals on this planet before we render it uninhabitable for life.

Uh huh. I look forward to the hotly contested poaching arguments that are sure to be had in the 2016 Presidential debates.

I’m glad you get what I’m trying to do here. I’m not wrong.

Relax buddy. It’s a lion.