“So now it’s okay to force them to dance!?”

I’ll never forget what my grandfather once told me: “Never trust a man named Chip. Or the Jews.”

Irreversible and Enter the Void are incredibly powerful, and will stay with you forever.

What in the ever-loving-fuck is wrong with the two fingers on Hollins’ left hand?!

I said ok once he got to the 16 hour week. Then he threw the off season into it. What kind of moron wouldn’t take that deal in a hot second.

You know what’s worse than auto-playing videos on the Internet? Auto-playing video ADS on the internet that don’t load until after you’ve already been on the page for about 5 seconds and you’ve already started reading the sports blog post on the sports blog post website.

Dammit, it’s October, 2015 and we still have to deal with this shit. Eventually, people will stop making jokes and laughing about a very cruel and serious subject. I, like many people who comment on this website, can’t stand hot takes; but in this particular situation I’d much rather read a strongly worded, over the…

How dare people make jokes about a serious situation! I see this all the time on some kind of sports blog called..um...Deadcurve maybe? Hmm...

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Sabathia: [drinks brown liquid out of paper cup]

It’s a good thing they got CC a DD to get him to AA.

Route Running Axioms

Easy, just put it on the astros server.

Dammit, Andrew, when you grind bones to make your bread it’s not supposed to be your own!

Did he get a big hit in a game, or did he separate his shoulders swatting away the villagers’ torches and pitchforks?

He should enjoy his NFL paycheck, he might not have a lot of those left to get.

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

You know it must be killing Rex to see his team constantly shoot itself in the foot. I hope for his well-being that the team can get things turned around soon.