“So now it’s okay to force them to dance!?”

I’ll never forget what my grandfather once told me: “Never trust a man named Chip. Or the Jews.”

Irreversible and Enter the Void are incredibly powerful, and will stay with you forever.

What in the ever-loving-fuck is wrong with the two fingers on Hollins’ left hand?!

I said ok once he got to the 16 hour week. Then he threw the off season into it. What kind of moron wouldn’t take that deal in a hot second.

You know what’s worse than auto-playing videos on the Internet? Auto-playing video ADS on the internet that don’t load until after you’ve already been on the page for about 5 seconds and you’ve already started reading the sports blog post on the sports blog post website.

This movie is exactly why netflix was invented. It’s the sort of movie that I watch 40 minutes of, get bored, alt tab over to pornhub and rub one out, grab some ice cream, and then finish up. Can’t do that in the theater (legally).

Worst possible scenario: “Houston, were there supposed to be spiders included with the spider experiment you sent us?”

I totally agree, but I couldn’t help but giggle when I read ‘insert other meat here’...

You mean “method” actors. A character actor is something else entirely. But I agree—one of the things I find least attractive about this movie is all of the talk about “I still haven’t met Jared Leto—I’ve only met the Joker” crap. It’s insufferable. Play actors trying to make believe what they do is work.

Ugh, I know the Joker is a role to die for, but when it comes to method actors, I defer to the great Laurence Olivier’s advice.

“IF instant death, THEN don’t” is always a sound philosophy.

Normally if I want ice cold air blasted my way I just ask my wife a question.

Dammit, it’s October, 2015 and we still have to deal with this shit. Eventually, people will stop making jokes and laughing about a very cruel and serious subject. I, like many people who comment on this website, can’t stand hot takes; but in this particular situation I’d much rather read a strongly worded, over the…

How dare people make jokes about a serious situation! I see this all the time on some kind of sports blog called..um...Deadcurve maybe? Hmm...

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Sabathia: [drinks brown liquid out of paper cup]

It’s a good thing they got CC a DD to get him to AA.