I always enjoy it when athletes remain closely tied to their teams in retirement. Good for Irving to keep abiding by the Patriot Way after his playing days ended.

Well, you’re wrong but I love your energy.

Filipino people aren’t Latino? Since when?

Don't do drugs, kids. Especially before an interview.

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

O-O-P-S, OOPS! OOPS! OOPS!

It’s a normal thing, with the Jets, seeing a fumble caused by an asshole.

Yes

Vikings GM: “$20,000 a game?! I won’t have it! I’ve never felt more violated.”
Voice from the shadows: “Oh really?”
Vikings GM: “God Damn it, Smoot! Get out of here.”
Fred Smoot: *Looks dejectedly at double ended dildo*

Sanders/Rodgers 2016

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up.

No, we will all be saying, “How is that ratfucker Tom Brady cheating this time?” since that’s the narrative forevermore.

Oh, please, Deadspin. Mayweather can’t even spell IV.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

Bold statement.

Instead of an elaborate scheme to plant racist audio, they could just cut off his hair.

This is quite possibly the best analogy anyone has ever made: