Bold statement.

Not really.

Instead of an elaborate scheme to plant racist audio, they could just cut off his hair.

Han almost certainly won’t make it past (or possibly even to) Ep 8, given Ford’s aforementioned disdain for the character. His fondness for truckloads of money, however...

To be fair they were originally going to go with Meanypants McVillianplans. So this isn’t so bad.

If only there was some way to block for Rivers, dam.

Dude’s 39 years old now, so I don’t know how much zip anyone can realistically expect,

“Neither can I.”

It was hard for me for about two years, because one doctor told me I could wake up any morning and it might come back. So you wake up every day thinking, Today’s the day! Then it’s not.

Ugh, thank you for replying. This is the clearest example of “Nothing he could do...” I’ve seen in awhile. The guy I initially replied to said something along the lines of “The first video I came to had Maddux stabbing at a line drive right where the Yankees’ pitcher’s head was.” I actually couldn’t believe it b/c, I…

Can a brother get out of the greys in this piece, please?

At first he felt singled out, but Bryan thought to himself for the thousandth time - “Y not I?”

“Nah, there’ll never be a Star Wars them park, so not getting married and not having kids will pay off.”

Screw you, me of twenty years ago!

One that was made up or adapted from this story you heard from a guy about this other guy about his brother.

Congratulations on the date and the sex.

If it makes you feel better you've never been able to make a joke

Even more lucky, your dad doesn’t have to teach Rubio how to shoot.

I dreamed a dream in overtime

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