ME MAD! ME LIKE TRUMP!

So this happened when I sent it to the wife

So this happened when I sent it to the wife

I look forward to your next piece “I am a crotchety old man”.

Of course Correia talks a lot of shit. She’s literally bathing in it at home.

1. The Mets were involved

Tom Brady killed Cecil

Haha. “Sport”.

Plus, Marchman would probably misidentify him as Stevie Wonder.

Yeah, that’s fucking hilarious

Khloe: Both pictures are shopped. Anyone who works on Photoshop every day (ie: not you, but yes me) can see with their two eyeballs and their brain-machine that your photographs are touched in many places, and — tellingly — touched in slightly different ways from photo to photo.

Khloe Kardashian you are a liar. And…

Whoever is in charge of naming these college post season football games is getting really lazy.

The boy asked, “Why, when I needed you most, was there only one set of footprints in the sand?” And Jesus replied, “Because all the other infielders were in the dugout, jerking off.”

Look at this fucking (degenerative) hipster.

I dunno, I’m a Sixers fan in the greys, and I’m counting down the days until Hinkie is fired. I can’t even begin to defend this crap.

Here’s a list of things my friends have found after move-out day in my old college.

If he missed the dunk he would have been white Mike Beasley.

Why is the Honey Badger caring? This is antithetical to his worldview.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

“Battleship” is really one of the best nicknames ever for an enormous Kentuckian.

Why ish he giving me the dimenshions of the playmate of the month via Morshe Code?