Does The Shredder have an alibi?

"I eat pussy. Literally."

"It tasted a lot better than it looked, though."

To understand this event in conventional sports terms, imagine if Brian Bosworth (Bravo) had destroyed Bo Jackson (Gracie) on that goalline play instead of the other way around, then retired immediately after the game and hasn't since shut up about how he's the guru of a new revolution in football.

[dying]

Luckily there is a support group in Miami to help women who are overwhelmed by Heat at 90°, although she would be the only one who hadn't dated Greg Oden.

"I'm still alive," Eddie Vedder once sung. And so he is.

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

"I Hate Myself and Want to Die" was a Nirvana song penned by Kurt Cobain. So he did.

Oh, stop trying to make this some kind of weird racial thing. SI is just pointing out that he's a scrappy gym rat whose passion for the game, first-in-the-building-last-out-at-night dedication, and basketball smarts help him succeed even when surrounded by players with greater physical ability. His also being white is…

I prefer the term "interior crocodile alligator." It makes a lot more sense since mine has teeth and a tail and has been around since the time of the dinosaurs.

You want to respond but you can't. And that's sad.

" You still there 3?"

Really? The Emperor's new robes are FANTASTIC, you say? Well...

"I wish the earth sucked me" is my new favorite.

Well, for all intensive purposes, it's close enough to be a cigar.

It always drives me crazy when supposedly native speakers get idioms so so wrong. It's like, these are phrases that have already been made up for you to say, you do not need to actually think about them! And I bet if asked, she would make up some trumpery like, "Well that is how my family always said it, hmmph!"

From Juan Pablo's Wikipedia: "Galavis and his former girlfriend, Venezuelan actress Carla Rodriguez, have a daughter, Camila.^[4][6][16] He is currently dating Nikki Ferrell, whom he met on season 18 of The Bachelor. However he does not love her.^[17]"