Knowing that others still like and quote MST3K brings be so much joy!

"That shore is a man's kinda woman."

"Oh dear, I'm immodest. Tee hee."

"Crenshaw, you fascinate me."

"Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"

No one should have to see the little creature.

Crenshaw wore it best.

Yeah cause white people are awful AMIRITE? THIS FRESH TAKE WAS COURTESY OF SUBWAY.

I'm going to confess to something horrible.

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

I love to lift and tell everyone about it. I also like cool stories a lot. Charging at someone brings me a sense of fulfillment.

My sister just texted me "Hi darl, thinking of your face," so thanks for this. Thanks very very much.

You laugh now, but then Facebook will go ahead and buy it for dicktillion dollars. And then the brogrammers who brogrammed it will invest all of their money in axe body spray.

Here's what i do as a lazy person with mild-OCD-like neatness tendencies:

"Do it to Julia! Do it to Julia! Not me! Julia! I don't care what you do to her. Tear her face off, strip her to the bones. Not me! Julia!"

She's not the only one with a wood in her hand!!!

I ran what he said about Rob Lowe in a quick Baldwin > Sane People translator and I'm fairly sure it was really:

It takes two or three to bring it up without Viagra.

Jason collins is a terrible abomination and i am horrified of the effect he will have on our nations children.

CROWDSOURCING: (n), a HR procedure in which multinational corporations convinces people to work for free in return for computer generated encouragement.