It's nice to read a story out of Sochi about an Ahn switch that seems to be working just fine.

LeBron: Either dunk or get off the pot.

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

Translator: [looks up "stoked"]

The American delegation was also surprised to discover several other words, "awake", "at work", "walking", "driving" and "asleep" also meant "drunk" in Russian

It is unseemly piling-on to point out Rick Reilly's character flaws once you realize he looks like a condom pulled over a foot.

The added hyphens and spaces in a couple of the compound words really changes the whole complexion of the piece. You guys are just nit-picking

Normally, this would come as a complete shock. But for Charlie Villanueva, it didn't even raise an eyebrow.

'Pipe Drag's Too Slow; 'Boarders Not Getting High.

Hmm, maybe they could make it out of wood or concrete next time and put some wheels on the bottoms of their snowboards or something.

Though unlike Ashley, I apologized after the poor performance.

No, that's actually Traci Lords

Thug.

Stars: They're Just Like Us, Except Exponentially Better-Looking

You know you live in a bankrupt society when one of the greatest acts of bravery is to sit in front of a camera and let it record the image reflected in its lens.

[reaches for drink]

First you start admiring the helmets, but soon it will be the bodysuits. Then the sculpted physiques. Next thing you know you'll have blatant fantasies of oiling down an athlete and taking your own ride on their lusty curves. Then the inevitable—you'll find yourself with your dick hanging out of your pants as…

I understand why these athletes go for intimidating graphics but "purple-headed monster" is a bit much.

Yeah, the scary part is that the cops were suddenly shooting at anybody, not just black men.