BRING BACK NAZI SHARK!!

No one else should even bother to comment on this story.

Yeah I guess so.

Counts 28, 29 and 30 look identical - why the three charges?

This is good - sometimes I worry George Clooney just doesn't take himself and his opinions seriously enough.

Listed playing heights and weights:

Damn dude, did I take molly??? Cut with speed??? I don't even remember!!

I've been through how I think they could be competitive defensively, but for the twentieth time, yes it would be a definite problem.

Okay a couple things:

As I mentioned to the other commenter, defense would definitely be the issue, and they'd get scored on no doubt. But they're all pretty healthy I think besides Ewing and Bird, and it's way easier to just pack the paint in college. Obviously someone like McDermott would give them fits, but you can just switch Jordan,…

Jesus. You lost the race. Get over it already.

Oh offense doesn't concern me at all - that's not what goes, defense is. Kobe Bryant can't jump over a phone book anymore and he was still scoring 27 a night against NBA defenders two yeas ago.

I was assuming Bird didn't even play. I'm not sure how bad Ewing's knees are but defensively I figure they play maybe a 3-2 zone with Robinson, Ewing, and Malone rotating in the two low spots. (Maybe Laettner and Barkley in spot duty.) Then you just collapse everyone when someone drives from the perimeter. Yeah lights…

Drew ignored the "get in shape and practice" thing for the Dream Team question. With six months to train and practice (and assuming somehow, for some reason, they cared) the Dream Team today would win the NCAA tournament.

Not to put too fine a point on it - but non tech-savvy people often have odd definitions of the word "delete".

Holy Shit!!!!!! Justin Verlander uses Jack Black's???

Justin Verlander was in those pictures?

Why has this comment not received every star in the universe?

Probably could have avoided a lot of trouble by just beating himself.