That second paragraph is my life. Should I be concerned?

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"As the smartest, you're probably the leader,"

Is rabbit any good? I've never had it.

Rule of thumb: No matter how big your center is; if he has a spare tire that's probably not a good thing.

An excellent question sir, allow me to explain. As I reference in the first sentence of my comment, I am currently at my place of employment and thus unable to watch the no doubt delightful video embedded in the post above.

Bravo to you sir.

Can't watch cause I'm at work. I wonder (Dwight Howard) who (Dwight Howard) this might (Dwight Howard) have been?

"Yeah, no shit"

Kobe Bryant actively copied MJ's game and has been very open about that fact for 20 years. Am I missing something that makes this interesting?

Ahem. Naked LABIA.

Damn this would have been super cool if it had actually happened.

I spent twenty years in an intensely religious family and that still took me a second. Well done.

Jesus Christ.

Hey! I was totally there and I'll tell you what happened...

This is how the internet thinks of Kate Upton.

YOU SEE BECAUSE... she's going to fuck him.

I'd love to know what you said to make him block you.

I'm a Sixers fan - and honestly... they kind of had this coming.