A whole year? I can't imagine what he'd get for something bad - like say being caught on camera beating the shit out of his girlfriend.

"...it's like listening to a badly-translated Russian version of anything Noel Coward wrote on his worst day - and with a benzedrine hangover."

The girl in the Greg Oden photo is wondering what's tapping her right shoulder.

"Ummmm, are you looking for something?"

Pardon me - but you clearly did not notice under the information section that it is "hand painted".

I'm even more sure that he wouldn't.

KOBE WOULD HAVE SENT TWICE AS MANY, PERSONALLY SIGNED EVERY CARD, AND HAND DELIVERED THOSE GOD DAMN CUPCAKES!!!

Odd. Usually when Nike is screwing children it involves making sneakers.

For some reason, the completely casual "I'm fine with him being dead" cracked me up.

+1

I literally meant every last one of the 317 million people who live in America.

I love Americans.

This has nothing to do with basketball... Just take down that fucking ad with the fucking worm coming out of the guy's fucking eye!!!

Um... what?

"I had to google it - but he's telling the truth. Oden is 26, he's actually younger than us."

It's not.

So they spiked this because it's a painfully tedious write-around?

Your screen name makes your comment more awesome.

You see because...

Yeah I bought it off Amazon, don't remember exactly what I paid, just that it was super cheap.