On the bright side for the Christians they can finally bone someone that they just met that day.

Forgiven for the crime of leaving their shitty ass city and shitty ass owner after spending 8 seasons carrying their shitty ass team around on his back without ever even being the team's highest paid player...

Best 10 bucks I ever spent.

There is a better chance that he signs with the Cleveland Indians.

Look everybody! A boring and unoriginal troll!

THANK YOU.

Tim Howard should be allowed to kick every one of his teammates in the nuts.

If I met an evil queen like that...

Finally the iPad will know how it's owner felt after shelling out $400 for a mediocre tablet.

"This is true, but you can't fine poor Kendrick Perkins for being awful at basketball. "

Okay! You're hired buddy!

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

I like this answer.

Every time Tom Ley masturbates, God gives a nun VD.

Exactly. If they played in the West they'd probably be a four or five seed.

Are we all really sure that Kevin Durant isn't like... a complete moron?

Hahahahahahahahahaha - sex joke.

There are a few of these that aren't as bad as the video maker makes them look, but overall, yeah - he's been pretty god damn bad.

Norwood: "Is this your shit here?"

The outcome if you wake him for sex is that he will be stoked. And then you guys will have sex.